Sewer Surfin'

Well, I grabbed my board and headed down the street
Looking for a spot where the surf was neat
But little did I know, my plans would take a twist
I found myself at a place I never would've wished

Sewer surfing, riding the brown waves
Showing off for the babes some chocolate barrels, I crave
Sewer surfing, it's a crazy scene
Hold your nose, catch the stoke, feel the funky dream

Now I'm paddling through the muck, it's a wild ride
Dodging rubber ducks, with a smile so wide
Waves of mystery, sewage symphony
It's a gnarly experience, full of irony

Sewer surfing, riding the brown waves
Showing off for the babes some chocolate barrels, I crave
Sewer surfing, it's a crazy scene
Hold your nose, catch the stoke, feel the funky dream

Oh, the aroma might be strong
But the adventure can't go wrong
Let's shred these murky tunnels, one by one
Gotta make the most of this sewer barrel fun

Through the twists and turns, I navigate the tide
Uncharted territory, my fears I'll hide
I'm a rebel on a quest, searching for a thrill
Sewer surfing, I'm the king of the spill

Sewer surfing, riding the brown waves
Showing off for the babes some chocolate barrels, I crave
Sewer surfing, it's a crazy scene
Hold your nose, catch the stoke, feel the funky dream

So if you're up for an adventure out of sight
Forget the ocean waves, and embrace this funky flight
Sewer surfing, it's a wild endeavor
Just remember to bring a strong nose and a sense of humor forever