evolutionary peak of boredom

I think I've reached the evolutionary peak of boredom
And it's so worn down
I know that I am nice in comparison to the other guys
But that doesn't mean that I won't bite you
If you go and try and change your mind

Hey, no thanks, I don't commit anymore,
And how come when I change my mind it starts a civil war?
So one second you wanna get married
The very next day you want to forget me
I forgot you only loved me
Until we drank til' our bodies hit the floor

But I don't mind
The fact that for at least one night
I was on somebody's mind
Maybe I don't know what it's like to be
Treated right
I wouldn't be too surprised

Stop for a second
Mend my wounds and then factory reset them
Give me a crumb of hope, then huff it up like paint, y'know?
Is there something I'm missing?
A hint of them kissing?
It turns into hissing
And now they're just dissing on you
And i don't think that you'd even mind
If in the end i'd at least spend the night

But I don't mind
The fact that for at least one night
I was on somebody's mind
Maybe I don't know what it's like to be
Treated right
I wouldn't be too surprised

I am your cotton candy
I am your cigarette after sex
I will come in handy
When you start to get perplexed

I am your cotton candy
I am your cigarette after sex
I will come in handy
When you start to get perplexed