Idle Hands

Excuse me, I don't know you
But I'm kinda wondering
How many dicks could fit
Inside your mouth
If it weren't full of me
I'm just curious why you think
It's okay to take my name
And drag it through the dirt
When you could find
Some other game to play

You could get yourself some crayons
If you wanna kill some time
But you're probably incapable
Of staying in the lines
Maybe it's your thing
Just crossing lines and starting fights
You could substitute and
Cross the solid yellow late at night

You could play some 20 questions
If you had a single friend
But you're so good at lying
To yourself I guess you could pretend
Maybe checkers if you find the time
To stop fuckin with me
I'd say Uno, but we both know
It's beyond you mentally

Talking shit is not a hobby
Maybe you should see a shrink
Either get a fuckin life
Or drink the stuff under the sink

Why did I assume you'd be so tired
When you spend all your free time making up lies
Every day you burn another bridge
When the damn thing should've just never existed

You could occupy your time till death
Just finding things to do
You could get your GED
If they would let you near a school
People knit and sew but
Sharp objects are dangerous for you
I guess that all that leaves is
Weaving rumors like a loom

To make a soul without a purpose
God must be so cruel
But at least the man creates
More than I can say for you
Well lucky that you got me
To suggest some things to do
You could hop the fuckin fence
And taunt the tigers at the zoo

Why did I assume you'd be so tired
When you spend all your free time making up lies
Every day you burn another bridge
When the damn thing should've just never existed

Sorry to just burst into your life
Please understand
I don't mean no harm
I really just thought
I could lend a hand
Idle hands are devils playthings
Gotta watch out for your health
Maybe instead of playing with me
You should go play with yourself



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