Canoeing on Mars

The marble of a sun sets on Olympus Mons
I downed all the shrooms but I'm already drunk
Laughing my ass off, throwing all my caps up
I don't want to fuck myself tripping right now
This would have been so much simpler without sixty tons of liquor
We had to lift out of the atmosphere ourselves
Opportunity rents us our bulletproof vests
But Spirit says fuck that, we don't need 'em
We're all gonna die

If there's a God she'll have a fuckin' cigarette
You can't take your phone with you when you die
She'll let me live the rest of my life in isolation
You can't take your phone with you when you die

I shouldn't have to work this hard to take a shit
Across this bullshit universe
Fuck all of you
Fuck all of it
Why can't I go back to paradise
Reincarnating back as some kind of parasite
Feeding off the loops and the folds
Of your delicious asshole
Like a tapeworm from the bottom of an ancient riverbed

Where I think that we're all gonna die
Just to get fucked in some parallel life
While a strange martian fungus sprouts
From all of our sexier parts
You can't take your phone with you when you die

Fuck yeah, I've lost all hope
I'm letting go of all my dreams and goals
All I want now is a better world for the low low price
Of a bag of fentanyl
Aw fuck it
I've rolled up a page of Revelation
I snorted all of Phobos now I'm chopping up Deimos
Played, I'm made to just wait to faceplant
There's nothing I can do
The love of the game overcome by hating all of you
Fuck a helmet
Let's hit the fuckin' airlock
I'm gonna get Jesus to suck on this bare cock
And he's gonna love it
And together we'll write the New Testament
Cuz you can't take your phone with you when you die

If there's a God she'll have a fuckin' cigarette
You can't take your phone with you when you die
She'll let me live the rest of my miserable life in isolation
You can't take your phone with you when you die

You can't take your phone with you when you die



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Writer(s): Carter Schultz
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