Anthemic Pandemic

It's like a movie scene or like a dream everywhere I go
I see empty streets and empty seats at all the ska shows
We are zombies now, walking around
I cross the street, I don't want to meet, I don't want to talk to you

This is the anthem for the pandemic
Where are my friends and all my relatives
My life on zoom in my bedroom
I'm all alone with no pants on

Spending too much time to make sure I'm fine surfing WebMD
It's not nice to scoff when I start to cough, it's probably an allergy
I'm doing Yoga now, and I don't know how
I just sit and wait or just masterbate, who wants some vitamin D?

This is the anthem for the pandemic
Swipe right at random, can you handle it?
One more disease I do not need
Please come with me and watch TV

The Squid Game is not the same
As Breaking Bad, the times I've had there
With my friends of Letterkenny
Or South Park where they killed Kenny
The Tiger King hates Carol Baskin
But is Love Blind is what I'm asking
We're on an island for a Fortnight
And up Schitt's Creek but I'm feeling alright
Trailer Park Boys, will come to get ya
To toss a coin to your Witcher
That's what she said at the Office
To Ted Lasso on Richmond's loses

This is the anthem for the pandemic
Keeping the grandparents away from it
One two three four at your front door
Is all you need delivery
This is the anthem for the pandemic
Where are my friends and all my relatives?
My life on zoom in my bedroom
I'm all alone with no pants on