Kinshasa Shuffle

She dances every dance
Top Gun and True Romance
She dances all routine
Fried Rice and Cash Machines
She does The Giant Squid
Does The Kenosha Kid
And when she leaves the room
They all talk 'bout what she did

And they say she does the
They say she does the
They say she does the
They say she does the
Kinshasa Shuffle
Kinshasa Shuffle
Kinshasa Shuffle
Kinshasa Shuffle

She drives home for an hour
Stays there for a couple
And when she finally arrives
She does The Kinshasa Shuffle
She does it with her arms
Does it with her legs
She does it staring backwards
She does it straight ahead
She crouches
She tenses
She pounces
Over fences
Can you see her?
Can you picture it?
The Kinshasa Shuffle, Kinshasa Shuffle, Kinshasa Shuffle

She does The Air Hostess
Does The Little Black Dress
She does The Nanny Cam
She does The Hoover Dam
She dances triple time
She dances christian rhyme
She dances 808
She dances 909

And they say she does the
They say she does the
They say she does the
They say she does the
Kinshasa Shuffle
Kinshasa Shuffle
Kinshasa Shuffle
Kinshasa Shuffle

She does her favourite dance
Called The Kinshasa Shuffle
Sticks her arms out wide
And gathers all in a huddle
Drops her elbows down
Brings her forehead up
Locks eyes with her partner
And wishes him good luck
She pauses
She smiles
She leaps
Country miles
Can you see it?
Can you picture it?
The Kinshasa Shuffle, Kinshasa Shuffle, Kinshasa Shuffle