FRIEND REQUEST

You always wanna be player number one
Control, manipulate, and suck out all the fun
Don't stop to smell the roses on your speed run
And you just use me to 1UP
Think you're an angel with a Halo that's a reach
You act like Bowser but you walk like Princess Peach
Your Call of Duty is self-sabotage & grief
And then you respawn and repeat

La la la la la la
Don't have the upper hand
La la la la la la
But you always needed it
La la la la la la
You sent a friend request
La la la la la la
And I deleted it
La la la la la la
Don't have the upper hand
La la la la la la
But you always needed it
La la la la la la
You sent a friend request
La la la la la la
And I deleted it

You stole my main when we were playing Super Smash
We had a Fallout and you pushed me off the map
You try too hard to command the winning strat
But all you do is button mash
This isn't Borderlands, this is borderline
Obsessive, passive-aggressive, you undermine
You got me caught in a Tangela of lies
In your claws and I'm the prize

La la la la la la
Don't have the upper hand
La la la la la la
But you always needed it
La la la la la la
You sent a friend request
La la la la la la
And I deleted it
La la la la la la
Don't have the upper hand
La la la la la la
But you always needed it
La la la la la la
You sent a friend request
La la la la la la
And I deleted it

Fuck! So, while I was running from her place I broke my fucking pinky toe
Like yuck, first of all exercise, and then she did the thing where she
Beep
And then she sent me a friend request on Facebook

La la la la la la
Don't have the upper hand
La la la la la la
But you always needed it
La la la la la la
You sent a friend request
La la la la la la
And I deleted it
La la la la la la
Don't have the upper hand
La la la la la la
But you always needed it
La la la la la la
You sent a friend request
La la la la la la
And I deleted it
And I deleted it