offbeat tune uno (LAMPERZ)

Listen, bro
They ain't even ready for Our Compositry
Our Mozart-ary
Our Beethoven-ary
Our Shakespearean-ary
Bro, we about smack them in the face with fucking a song or something
Shit, I'm pretty sure this kind of qualifies as music I think
I'm about to hit them with a verse right now actually

Imma smack you with a sock full of hampsters
You doodie in your diaper, yeah, you need yourself some Pampers
We eating like a caveman, get yourself some fricking manners
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
He gave me a participation trophy but I want to be the champers
She said she on her period, well, fuck those fricking crampers
I'm a good actor like my name is Adam Sandlers
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ

I'm from the Simpsions, my name is Ned Flanders
What are boobies? Let me take a gander!
AH, hampster
He ran over my guinea pig, Mr. Hampster
We eating like a caveman, get yourself some fricking manners
We eating like a caveman, get yourself some fricking manners
We eating like a caveman, get yourself some fricking manners
We eating like a caveman, get yourself some frick-
I got a calendar, yeah, I call that a fricking planner
Ring, ring, I ain't eating graham crackers but my name is Alexander
I'm not a nice person, I'll say some slander

You stinkin' poopy head

They call me obese, they call me obese that means fat I think
Bro thinks he's philosophical but he ain't the thinker
They said the Titanic's unsinkable, that's a sinker
I think french fries and ketchup work well with vinegar
I think I have the Spanish flu
Somebody have sex with me! what about you?
NO!
Oh! She said no! Man, got me messing up the flow!
I just stubbed my pinky toe
I ran out of bars, so I passed to my bro
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ

You looking scary in a wheat field, looking like a scarecrow
I feel like the three stooges Curly, Hairy, and the third guy
My legs are so thin it looks like I don't got thighs
I like sitting in a hot tub with a bunch of hot guys
I'm a little hungry, get me some Mcdonald's fries
I think Connor has something to say
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
I can't see in the dark so let me turn on my LAMPERZ
Connor can't see in the dark so he has to turn on his LAMPERZ
ON HIS LAMPERZ

Fast food is overpriced, look at Five Guys
It's like five ninety-five for a pack of small fries
I'm a pathological liar, yeah, I always do white lies
Basketball highlights

I'm waiting for a time that I can reborn
I'm waiting for a time that I can reborn
I'm waiting for a time that I can reborn
I'm waiting for a day, yeah, I'm waiting for a day, yeah
I'm waiting for today, yeah, I'm waiting for today, yeah
Marry me without a wedding ring