It's Mikes Way Or the Highway I'll Take the Highway Pt. 7-12

Grandma says that I have bad posture
I just made friends with the maid of honor
It's Either/Or Like Elliot Smith
I doubled down Just to do it like this

And I keep a Jazz three everywhere I go
Basketball shorts in the rain and snow
Hop on the horse then I go for speed
And I take good care of the chucks on my feet

Waking up thirty minutes past
I got jokes to crack, you're just smoking grass
I keep a pen on me in my pocket protector
I look for spare change with a metal detector

It's real awkward like the birds and the bees
I'll have meatball sub with extra cheese
The table is prepared with plates and napkins
We dedicate this one to Mr. Rashkin

Ok ok ok alright listen
This is weird this is really weird
I woke up in the Jersey Mike bathroom
And I was covered in some kind sauce
I don't know if it was ketchup or relish or what
But I walk out and
The horse looks at me from across the counter
And he asked me
Mikes way or the highway
Mikes way or the highway

I chose the highway