Sapling Grow (Chibi Totoro's Story)

Hey little sapling
Peep the way i'm dancing
Srms going up and down
Get your roots a trembling
My moves are so feminine
Pop ya woodie out the ground

So you wanna know
Bout Chibi Totoro
Was horny all alone
So she made the sapling grow
Yeah turned his tiny little seed
Into a giant veiny tree
Just by waving her arms to and fro
Yep that's me

Yeah you like the way I dance squatting up and down
Grow you from the ground
Turn the earth around ya to a mound
Way sooner than expected
We barely met and
You're already making Jack and the Beanstalk look dated
I'm sneaking in the shade it's
Taboo for me to dance like this
If Totoro or Mother Gaia knew oh they'd be furious
But Chibi wants that tree D
Not talking agreements
Wanna Star of Bethlehem him- sit atop his tree dick
It's so scenic when he grow grow
All the while up and down my arms go go
I can't stop the ritual
I can't unfertilize the soil
Trained my whole life to make this dance work
One thousand three hundred
Two years on this earth
And i've never felt such girth
A've been begging for some birch
For some thick fig oak cock cedar
Tail slap ya wood, no beaver
On you like a see saw
Totter
Teeter

You already know
Bout Chibi Totoro
Horny all alone
So she make ya sapling grow
Turn ya tiny little seed
Into a giant veiny tree
Just by waving my arms to and fro

I couldn't care
About human affairs
Like how many inches
Only care about how many branches
Leaves
Bark
Sap
Mmm
That's what makes a wood nymph swoon
That's what makes my flower bloom
Turn a treehouse to a home
Then I can get you alone
Ugh, you bone so much better than that stupid leaf I carry
Baby I can bear your fruit, baby I can be your berry
Bury gnarly deep inside me
Put in a sapling
Pull it out a pine tree
Nature doesn't dare defy me

Up and down and up and down again
That's how I wave my arms and it's how we shake your branch
Oh yeah, up and down and up and down again and again
And ascend and descend and you ascend

Higher, higher, higher
The sapling growing higher
Thicker, thicker, thicker
The sap it makes it slicker
Slicker, slicker, slicker
Than your man ever is
I'm mounting a tree whose cock is big as Mount Everest

And it's finally just us
You and me
Just a wood nymph and her chosen tree
All the foreplay is complete
Time to re-pollenate the seed
Yeah I finally stopped the forest dance
Now it's time for forest sex
She's fucking the tree
Fucking the tree
Explicitly
I don't care who knows
I don't care who sees
Witness me
Pussy splintery
We'll go down in history
In infamy
Totoro, you know you know how much this meant to me

I made sure they know
About Chibi Totoro
Was horny all alone
So she made the sapling grow
Turned every tiny little seed
Into a giant veiny tree
Just by waving
My
Arms
To and fro