Wish I Woulda Known

I spend a little too much time at the Krusty Krab
And not enough time at home
Yeah, I traded flipping burgers with time I can't get back

I wish I woulda known
I wish I woulda known that

Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary
Would end up leavin' me all alone
Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future
And leave me with nowhere to go
I wish I, I wish I, I wish I
I wish I woulda known

Met you in the fields with a net in my hand
And a Kelp Shake on my breath
Asked you out for a sundae
Maybe a dance

But damn, I shoulda left you alone
I wish I woulda known that

Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary
Would end up leavin' me all alone
Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future
And leave me with nowhere to go
I wish I, I wish I, I wish I
I wish I woulda known

Take it away, Squiddy!
Okay
Stop! Stop!
Take it away, Kelpy G!

Kickin' with Sandy and doin' karate
Would leave me with nobody at home
Now you rock with a new man who looks like Pinhead
I swear to Neptune, I wish I woulda known

Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary
Would end up leavin' me all alone
Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future
And leave me with nowhere to go
I wish I, I wish I, I wish I
I wish I woulda known



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Writer(s): Elijah Strobeck
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