TfHell

Ding dong
This is the 13:13 Great Northern service to dogshit!

We can't do our jobs so neither will they
Ever so sorry, your trip's been delayed
No wages for you, 'cos TfL want more pay
Commuters on time? Jump in front of the train

TfL? More like TfHell
They're off the rails
TfL? More like TfHell
I wanna jump on the rails

You plaster "Every journey matters" over every wall
I've never seen such a wordy definition for bollocks
How'd they think delays would cause change, when they're already the norm?
I'd laugh if every week I wasn't forced to hear the pigs squeal more
More, more, more, more, more, more, more

We can't do our jobs so neither will they
Ever so sorry, your trip's been delayed
No wages for you, 'cos TfL want more pay
Commuters on time? Jump in front of the train

TfL? More like TfHell
They're off the rails
TfL? More like TfHell
I wanna jump on the rails

Wish my cousin ran the lines, at least his Hornby set's never late
But now you've made a right mess, guess you shouldn't have acted your age
Shame they put out the Jubilee fire before I ended this pain
I would rather burn any day then face the millionth delay

We can't do our jobs so neither will they
Ever so sorry, your trip's been delayed
No wages for you, 'cos TfL want more pay
Commuters on time? Jump in front of the train

TfL? More like TfHell
They're off the rails
TfL? More like TfHell
I wanna jump on the rails

Who cares if your kids' stomachs are less full than their pockets?
Care less 'bout the weight of their actions than the weight of their wallet
If I'm late to work one more time I swear I'm gonna lose it
But I'd rather be late any day than a slimy old git

TfHell!



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Writer(s): James Leete
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