Guest List (Skit)

(*huff*) (*puff*) (Oh my gosh, it's the Pacer Test all over again)
(I can't do it)

I think we made it guys (Wooh) Okay
(We're gonna finally get to party)

(Yup, yup, you're good, you're good, I see, yup, good ID
Ooh nice top, yeah...)

Good evening, Mr. Bouncer! I do believe me and my two
Acquaintances should be on the guest list

Names?

Oh- Well, I figured they would've just let us in since we already
Got called, but I'm Sylvester

I'm Eugene

And my name's Dexter

Okay, yeah, I'm sorry guys, but none of y'all are on this list
So you're not allowed to come in... yeah

But that's impossible (I knew it, of course)
That's literally impossible
(Man this is the worst day ever) I got called 20 minutes ago
And Tabitha said, "we can get in for free, straight up" So
What's going on here?

Look, all I know is none of y'all are gonna get in because
You're not on the list, If you were on the list you could get
In, but you're not, Okay?

N-n-n-no you're not listening to me, I-I-I'm the
Valedictorian, okay? So, th-th-th-there's
Gotta be some kinda mix-up here
We're-We-I got called, and I should be
I-I-I should-I should be able to come in
Right now, this is not right

Oh hey guy, what's going on?
Are y'all alright? What's going on?

To do your last song? (yeah, man you already know)
Anyways, these jokers were just trying to come in
(Oh okay) I'm just doing my job, you know (bet), stopping them
From getting in 'cause they're not on the list

Yeah I know these guys
I know these guys

And look, we can rap too, watch this
Eugene, Dexter, gimme a beat

Ok, My name's Sylvester
My sweater's polyester
Thought I was joking with you
But no, I'm not a jester
Warning you to run away,
Call that a friendly gesture
If we're playing DND
I'll stab you with a scepter
WHAT?!? (gottem ooh)

Now see? Wasn't that so lit?
You gotta let us in, please