On Matters of Birdwatching and Obscure Hungarian Cinema

After 3 hours and 32 minutes
Of not being able to sleep last night
I came up with the perfect strategy
To stop thinking about you
I'mma get a bunch new hobbies
Birdwatching 101 I'll get some copies
From the library, learn about their wings and their bodies
If there's orange on his chest that's a robin probably
I will learn a lot about swans
I will learn their plumage, I'll be studying their tooth ridge
But it's not teeth dude it's a beak don't be stupid
Okay I'll learn the proper terms that I should be using
But it says right here swans mate for life
Member when we used to joke you would my wife
In a dress same colour that a swan would like
I guess birdwatching's not enough alright
Okay
I'mma learn about wine and shit
All the climates where you find it on the vines and shit
I'll be understanding tannins
Could you pair it with a salmon
Got a drink in either hand as I'm preparing for examine
And they say this once smells oaky
But what the fuck is oaky?
Okey dokey lowkey I don't see
How the heck you got that
This shit smell soapy
Honestly the problem with studying wine
Is that she loved cheap wine when it's getting drunk time
So I'll be thinking bout her just standing in line
Tryna get into a club where dudes hit her with lines
Then one more hobby minimum
Obscure Hungarian cinema
I will go and watch Csinibaba
How the fuck do you pronounce Csinibaba?
I'll recommend the flick to everyone I see
Peter Timar behind the camera, it's a masterpiece
It's his early work but got classic scenes
Or Vakvagányok man you'll have to see
But she's probably watching movies with a new dude
Some Hungarian hunk, with blonde hair and his eyes blue
Fuck it I'mma get good at bowling
Except one time her and I went bowling
So fuck that
I'll learn about tombs where the pharaohs are
Or maybe I'll get good at doing tarot cards
What if I learn that my fortune was
To end up with her that'd be unfortunate
I'm learning bird stuff yeah yeah
I'm learning bird stuff yeah yeah
Crows robins and swans
Ducks chilling on ponds
I'm saying birds birds
Bah bah bah birds birds
Bah bah bah birds birds
Bah bah bah bah bah bah
Bah bah bah
I'll become an expert master of cheeses
Camemberts, gouda, mozzarella bries
Cheddar and ricotta, gruyere and cream
Damn that taste well-aged to me
And girls'll start saying he's sophisticated
He's smart & and a catch it's never been debated
But your dad used to do charcuterie
Damn that dude was a douche to me
And you're probably gonna end up with a man like that
Some dickhead asshole fancy chap
Who got a puffy jacket with a hundred flaps
The only thing that flap more is his mouth, chit chat
Bet he probably play squash oh whoopty woo
And he only ever talk about the things that he do
My forehand, beforehand, was my strong suit
But now my backhand smacks man that's the truth
Maybe I could propagate daffodils
Learn how to properly make aperols
Or learn mathematics I am irrational
I could memorize every country's capital
But your new man he will take you places
First class flight them Gucci cases
Selfie squishing faces
You both look like you ate the whole vacation
I will meet a girl way better than you
We'll go climbing like I said I would do
She'll be sweet and kind and hurting too
Cuz her ex cheated, what a dirtbag dude
And one day in the lobby of a climbing place
Me and her out there on a climbing date
I'll spot you across the room there signing a waiver
Next to some meathead in stupid aviators
Before I could even like really react
My girl'll grab me there right from the back
She'll say dude with aviators is my motherfricking ex boo
The girl he cheated on me with is who he's standing next to
And she was cheating on some poor dude the whole time
Maybe we should find a new spot to go climb
I won't get mad or think about the old times
I will think about some falcons and cold wine
Bird stuff yeah yeah
I'm learning bird stuff yeah yeah
Crows robins and swans
Ducks chilling on ponds
I'm saying birds birds
Bah bah bah birds birds
Bah bah bah birds birds
Bah bah bah bah bah bah
Bah bah bah