Cuddle Buddy (This Is Too Much Pressure Uhhhhhh)

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Last Christmas I did not believe
In Christmas trees on the moon
Last Christmas I did not perceive it
But my naivete
Didn't change the TV showing
It had been discovered
That God in his wonder
Saw put to plant his gardens on lunar dirt
Now every single Christmas season
There are lights from trees on the moon

I wanna cuddle buddy for Christmas
But I think I'm a little used to being alone
Wanna cuddle buddy for Christmas
I need your help to build an igloo but I know
That movies and romcoms
Novellas and love songs
Big companies are capitalizing on our hearts
A buddy for Christmas
Yeah, right
And maybe I'll fly to the moon

I am perpetually S.A.D.
so I watch kids TV
My blanket crushing me
When I was just a little kid
I wanted to be just
Like kids on Disney+
I studied how to be a
Human just like you

I wanna cuddle buddy for Christmas
I'm making fun of movies all by myself
(It's so dumb!)
I wanna cuddle buddy for Christmas
Oh baby it is freezing outside
Let's drink hot chocolate and I
Don't wanna see anybody please
But I still want them to try
Oh I wanna cuddle buddy for Christmas
Cause I am still a hopeless dumb romantical kid

And I miss you wherever you are
If you're even there
Out amongst the stars
But if the
Moon does not seem too far
Then maybe I'll believe
In lights and Christmas trees

I wanna cuddle buddy for Christmas
A cynic isn't safer they're just rolling their eyes
I wanna cuddle buddy for Christmas
Yeah maybe nothing matters but I'm still gonna try
Apathy is not better than pain
The moon's still there even when it rains
I wanna cuddle buddy for Christmas
I guess I'll see you on the moon