Pencil Thin Mustache - Live

Now they make new movies in old black and white
With happy endings where nobody fights
So if you find youself in that nostalgic rage
Honey jump right up, and show your age

I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The boston blackie kind
A two-tone Ricky Ricardo Jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Divine
I remember bein', bucktoothed and skinny
Writin' fan letters to Skye's niece Penny
Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could solve some mysteries too

And it's band stand disney land growin' up fast
Drinkin' on a fake I.D
Yeah Ramma of the jungle, was everyone's bawana
But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana yeah!

I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could solve some mysteries too

Pin thin pecil thin mustache

And it's flat top dirty bop copin' a feel!
Grubbin' on the livin' room floor, so sore!
Yeah they send ya off to college try to gain a little knowledge
But all you wanna do is, learn how to score yeah!

Now i'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear
I don't go to church, and I don't cut my hair
But I can go to movies, and see it all there
Just the way that it used to be

That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The boston blackie kind
A two-tone Ricky Ricardo Jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Divine
Oh I could be anyone I wanted to be
Maybe suave Errol Flynn or Chief of Arabee
If i only had a pencil thin mustache
Then i could do some cruisin' too

Yeah Brill cream, a little dab'll do ya
Oh I could do some cruisin too!