Stand Up Guy
Yo yo, there's no need to tell you, that I'm phenomenal
Always try to do an awesome show, so I'm often told
That I'm a stand-up guy, I'm not a comic tho
Running slow, but I'm still screaming out geronimo
I'm no money hoe, opposite, I'm fucking broke
Ask me for a feature, I'll prolly give you something old
So sue me, cuz right now, I'm on a roll
Like sushi, "oh my god, what a funny joke"
Used to be coming home, to a spliff and a drink
Not loving those, rather have a sit and a think
Now I'm spitting this stink, within the wink of a blink?
Y'all slinky di-dink, but it don't mean anything
So it's cool - yea
I don't ever mean to be rude - nah
But if you think you're not a fool - yea?
Then I kinda might have to stormtroop and shoot ya
Like "pew" brah...
Always try to do an awesome show, so I'm often told
That I'm a stand-up guy, I'm not a comic tho
Running slow, but I'm still screaming out geronimo
I'm no money hoe, opposite, I'm fucking broke
Ask me for a feature, I'll prolly give you something old
So sue me, cuz right now, I'm on a roll
Like sushi, "oh my god, what a funny joke"
Used to be coming home, to a spliff and a drink
Not loving those, rather have a sit and a think
Now I'm spitting this stink, within the wink of a blink?
Y'all slinky di-dink, but it don't mean anything
So it's cool - yea
I don't ever mean to be rude - nah
But if you think you're not a fool - yea?
Then I kinda might have to stormtroop and shoot ya
Like "pew" brah...
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Writer(s): Mads Christophersen
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