It's Not A Race

One day I was driving
Not doing anything wrong
When all of a sudden
This guy cut me off
And I got going on a rant and wrote a song
And you can sing along
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These days it feels like everybody's gone insane
Weaving through traffic and swerving in my lane
There's people out here driving like The Fast and the Furious
They need to stop playing and start getting serious
It's not Talladega Nights
You're not Ricky Bobby
You're not Queen Latifah
And this is not Taxi
You're Gone in 60 Seconds
But you're not Nicholas Cage
So take your hands off the wheel
And stop the road rage rage rage rage

Please don't tailgate
Give me some space
It's not a race
Turn off your high beams
Show common courtesy
Lay off your horn please
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It doesn't matter if they drive a car or a truck
They make it pretty clear that they don't give a
Honestly I want to carry a brick in my car
To throw through somebody's window but that'd be going to far
So I really hope that you get pulled over
The cops are going to find out if you're not driving sober
I'm just gonna sit back and let God judge you
Gonna let Jesus take the wheel
And listen to some tunes tunes tunes tunes

Please don't tailgate
Give me some space
It's not a race
Let go of your anger
Use your blinker
Put down that finger
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Now I'm not a perfect driver
But who gave you a license
Just slow down and have a little patience
If you want to go fast
Take your car to a track
Stop driving like a bat out of hell
Sit back and relax

Please don't tailgate
Give me some space
It's not a race
Turn off your high beams
Show common courtesy
Lay off your horn please
Please don't tailgate
Give me some space
It's not a race
Let go of your anger
Use your blinker
Put down that finger
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na