Puppy Love

They say you get what you give
And that's why I don't give a shit
I tried to live and let live
And wound up with a bloody lip

For me it's too late
I've accepted my fate
I'll wind up poor and lonely
With a frown on my face
And I'll never get laid
No matter how hard I pray
Unless I'm breaking the law
And she ain't gonna stay
She ain't gonna stay
Cause why would she stay?

Better to give than to get
Turns out I'm hypocrite
I always keep my promises
Unless it's inconvenient

For me it's too late
I've accepted my fate
I'll wind up poor and lonely
With a frown on my face
And I'll never get laid
No matter how hard I pray
Unless I'm breaking the law
And she ain't gonna stay

For me it's too late
I've accepted my fate
I'll wind up poor and lonely
With a frown on my face
And I'll never get laid
No matter how hard I pray
Unless I'm breaking the law
And I'm broke cause I paid

My life's a prank and I'm a wreck
I've run out of luck with the opposite sex
Placed all my chips on loser bets
Flipped the cards and then I wept
Grew up with Disney movies
Those cartoon scenes now mocking me
I thought that's how it'd always be
Till I saw you and I could see

If you're a fox, I'll be your hound
Wagging my tail as I follow you around

If you're a lady, I'll be your tramp
I may lack class
But I've been working on that

I clean up nicely
I'll share my spaghetti
I won't be needy unless that need be
I'll keep you cozy when you are sleepy
I'll keep it easy, please be my peasy

If you're a sweet, you're what I need
I don't care if I lose all my teeth
I'll mumble my words
And lisp when I sing
Just so long as you'll listen to me
You listen to me
You listen, you listen to me