I'm Offended

It seems like these days
No matter what you say
Someone's losin' their ever lovin' mind
It's like they're lookin' for a reason
To have their fragile feelings
Hurt every single time

My country truck, I gas it up
You got your fancy Tesla hooked up to a plug
I know you're mad, you think I'm bad
'Cause I'm breathin' free at last
And you're still stuck behind your mask

And I'm offended, you're offended
Let's all get offended tonight
I'll order us a beer, and we can sit down right here
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

Now hang on just a minute
You can't amend the first amendment
You're offended, I defend it all the time
So let's just take another sip
Don't hold back and let 'er rip
'Cause in the end you'll be left and I'll be right

And I'm offended, you're offended
Let's all get offended tonight
I'll order us a beer, and we can sit down right here
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight
Oh, yeah

Yeah, I like to shoot my 22
Somehow it seems to always trigger you
I pray to God, you think that's odd
'Cause you say He don't exist, so why are you so pissed?

I'm offended, you're offended
Let's all get offended tonight
I'll order us a beer, and we can sit down right here
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

I'll order us a beer, we can sit down here
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight
'Cause I'm offended (I'm offended), you're offended (you're offended)
Let's all get offended tonight
I'll order us a beer, we can sit down right here
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight
I'll order us a beer, we can sit down right here
And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight