B.P.E (Best Party Ever)

Pull up to the store to get the booze
This shit is gonna end up on the evening news
Party so big my whole dicks gonna fit and I hear they done invited all the Dixie chicks

Walk up to the counter there's the dude
Give him my ID and the money too
Walk out with the Bacardi gonna hit this fuckin' party getting lit with all my friends and the Driver Stu

The Ubers so packed I ain't have a seat
Guess I gotta try to mash up between Mark and Steve
Now I feel my ass on one of their knees
Feeling so fuckin' smashed I can barely see

Step out the Uber full of smoke
Clouds are coming out like welcoming folk
Everybody's looking at us cause you know that we're the baddest and we rolling in the Phattest fuckin' Kia soul (move)

Everybody knows about us when he hit the scene
At least they will when we mingle just before we leave
Ten people chilling with their heads on the ceiling high as fuck stretched out like a Limousine

I found this shit on Facebook on events page look
At this place this guy books
He's my fucking hero
I follow him on social
Instagram to weibo
Do you fucking think bro
That he would sign my feet yo?

We didn't stop the party
We didn't hurt no one
We only brought Bacardi
We won't stop until we get drunk

Rolling on the floor feeling like a lawn mower
It smells like someone else just shit my own drawers
I'm tryna find the door but I don't know where I'm going
Shit I think I'm blacking out

My soul just left my body
My word what's going on
My friends all left the party
I think I need to call my mom

Hey mom can you come pick me up I'm not feeling so good after spending the night at Trevor's and I don't have money for an Uber. love you

The funny thing she doesn't know is when she leaves me home alone I'll make sure that I take some dough and lock the door before I go and meet my bros have some dope hold The smoke and then I choke my brain is toast like comatose I'm spinning yo and Throwing Up
(Let's go)
And I don't need my fuckin mama (hell no)
Twenty-four man with no drama (let's go)
I dress to impress have sex and I'm dragging more balls than Akira Toriyama

Not enough yet, I'm not drunk it's
Only 10 o'clock and the night is still so fresh
With the inhaler and the weed pen
Imma try to nail her before we leave then
Bring her to my trailer for the weekend
Eat some Oscar mayers with some wheat thins
Maybe try to jail her as a kink then
Smoke and have a sesh where we tailor to our feelings

Ok fellas now here we go, I'mma jump in yelling Geronimo just look at this beautiful sexy Ho she could get it all night like Romeo

Excuse me miss let me please introduce myself
I'm nasty Nate and I truly hope you're doing well
Those tits for me or are they both just for show and tell?
She threw her drink at me and told me I should go to hell

We didn't stop the party
We didn't hurt no one
We only brought Bacardi
We won't stop until we get drunk

Rolling on the floor feeling like a lawn mower
It smells like someone else just shit my own drawers
I'm tryna find the door but I don't know where I'm going
Shit I think I'm blacking out

My soul just left my body
My word what's going on
My friends all left the party
I think I need to call my mom

Hey mom, I was at Devantes and we went to his friends house. No I'm not drunk, I just Have a headache from staying up too late last night. Wait what do you mean you and Dad are getting divorced?



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Writer(s): Jordan Legrand
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