T**s But You Grow It
I wake up around half ten or half nine
Look at myself in the mirror suppose being a bloke's fine
Chest flat as a battery and I guess that's alright
But growing a pair down there would feel quite nice
Hop in the van to get a can of monster for me
Feel a little sad the belt don't fit snugly
Van won't start see above re the battery
And I sit and I just stare and think what might be if
Oh every day I'm rubbing on the gel
What would I need women for if I have tits as well
Cos I've got me, I've got me
And I've got HRT
Used to be women loved the attention
These days they don't even love being women
Girls are chopping their tits off know what I hate about that
No tits on girls means nothing to look at
That's why I grow me own it's the kind of guy I am
I'm resourceful, reliable, a hardworking man
I believe anyone who wants breasts should be able to have
I want boobs growing on every bloke in this land
Oh every day I'm rubbing on the gel
What would I need women for if I have tits as well
Cos I've got me
I've got me
And I've got HRT
If I can't grow my own tits
And I can't look at yours
I'll go mad, I'll go mad
I open up the papers and I read about the trans
They're whinging bout some muggy sounding government plans
For the first time in my life, I don't feel safe and sound
Cos on account of my puppies, I'm not an average man
The feeling of unease grows as I read about the bans,
Talking healthcare, sports, prisons, whilst the PM wrings his hands
I can't grow my tits if they don't let me have my oestrogen
I thought we'd moved past bodily autonomy being policed again
They'll come for me next cos my tatas don't conform
Sod you lot I am not another effing norm
Don't parade me in the press as half a threat and half a joke
I just wanna live in peace
Grow my tits
Be a bloke, yeah
Oh every day I'm rubbing on the gel
What would I need women for if I've got tits as well
Cos I've got me
I've got me
And I've got HRT
Yeah, I've got me
I've got me
And I've got double Ds
And if I can't grow my own tits
And I can't look at yours
I'll go mad
I'll go mad
Look at myself in the mirror suppose being a bloke's fine
Chest flat as a battery and I guess that's alright
But growing a pair down there would feel quite nice
Hop in the van to get a can of monster for me
Feel a little sad the belt don't fit snugly
Van won't start see above re the battery
And I sit and I just stare and think what might be if
Oh every day I'm rubbing on the gel
What would I need women for if I have tits as well
Cos I've got me, I've got me
And I've got HRT
Used to be women loved the attention
These days they don't even love being women
Girls are chopping their tits off know what I hate about that
No tits on girls means nothing to look at
That's why I grow me own it's the kind of guy I am
I'm resourceful, reliable, a hardworking man
I believe anyone who wants breasts should be able to have
I want boobs growing on every bloke in this land
Oh every day I'm rubbing on the gel
What would I need women for if I have tits as well
Cos I've got me
I've got me
And I've got HRT
If I can't grow my own tits
And I can't look at yours
I'll go mad, I'll go mad
I open up the papers and I read about the trans
They're whinging bout some muggy sounding government plans
For the first time in my life, I don't feel safe and sound
Cos on account of my puppies, I'm not an average man
The feeling of unease grows as I read about the bans,
Talking healthcare, sports, prisons, whilst the PM wrings his hands
I can't grow my tits if they don't let me have my oestrogen
I thought we'd moved past bodily autonomy being policed again
They'll come for me next cos my tatas don't conform
Sod you lot I am not another effing norm
Don't parade me in the press as half a threat and half a joke
I just wanna live in peace
Grow my tits
Be a bloke, yeah
Oh every day I'm rubbing on the gel
What would I need women for if I've got tits as well
Cos I've got me
I've got me
And I've got HRT
Yeah, I've got me
I've got me
And I've got double Ds
And if I can't grow my own tits
And I can't look at yours
I'll go mad
I'll go mad
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Writer(s): Lucie Isle
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