Rocket League Commandments (Radio Edit)

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It's the ten cracked commandments
They can't tell me nothing bout this Rocket League
Can't tell me nothing bout these aerials
Can't tell me nothing bout these flip resets
Y'all trash talkers out here hitting me with the what a saves
I ain't forget about y'all

Been playing this game for years, made me mad like an animal
There's rules to obey so I wrote y'all a manual
Step by step video so don't forget get your skills on track
Rocket League let's snap
Rule numero uno, gotta let your team know how much boost you hold caz you know
They gonna grab every pad, that you thought you had, and now you mad
Number two never catch a double commit
Don't you know that you gotta move behind 'em, not beside 'em
Not running up to ride 'em
Y'all be giving up goals, for these tricks and trolls
Number three don't steal boost from nobody
On your team, at the end you'll be running on e
Lookin for fast bucks in snowday with fast pucks
Screw your team over I'll light your a** up
Number four I know you heard this before, never go slack on your training packs
Number five if your angle's bad better step back, if it's time rotate gotta bounce gotta get back
Number six, if you got the credits better get it, that Rocket Pass will pay back so you aren't indebted
Seven! This rule is so underrated, try to keep possession of the ball while you playing
You can't score a goal off flicks, if every time you get the ball, you toss it out to the sticks
Number eight, never over reach in plays, your teams that got the view can run plays too
Number nine should have been number 1 to me
Rule 1 don't break a lock so don't you run from me
If you wanna lock and take me outta the play, my a** here to play a game but I ain't running away
Number ten, you better start learning flying, get to tryin or get to hiding
If you ain't got the time I'll say let's go, caz the game going high you can't stay down low
Follow these rules you'll get mad divs to take up, I got more than six years playing this to rank up
Taking axels left and right, hit the fake up, making kids uninstall I'm here to shake up

Shake up the game
Somebody tell Psyonix to pick this up
Make sure you follow these rules, get yourself cracked at Rocket League
Holla at ya boy
GGEZ