Near-Death Experience in Hell

Those who have seen the afterlife
Claim it is some perfect land

But on the day I almost died
I found out it's different for the damned

I was surrounded by screaming souls
Imprisoned by a demon's spell
Cauldrons full of skulls
It was my Near-Death Experience in Hell

It was an ordinary day
When an oncoming car pulled into my lane

I woke up in a fiery grave
With the Grim Freakin' Reapers hackin' at my brain!

I was surrounded by screaming souls
Imprisoned by a demon's spell
Cauldrons full of skulls
It was my Near-Death Experience in Hell

A demon said he'd boil me
I told him I could change
And right before he lit the fuse
Another called my name

He said your time hasn't come yet
But your begging didn't work
Medicine's just good in your time
You're still. A. JERK
And we'll see ya in a few

I was surrounded by screaming souls
Imprisoned by a demon's spell
Cauldrons full of skulls
It was my Near-Death Experience in Hell

Hell
Pit
Grave

Torment
Agony

Weeping
Gnashing of teeth
It was my near-death experience in Hell