The Alchemist

I wanna buy up old churches
And turn them into strip clubs
Slowly, one by one
The big gothic backdrops are perfect
For slow dances and blowjobs
Say, you disagree?
Well, find an empty seat
This is Brittany

I wanna buy up old cemeteries
Then sell all the cobblestone henges to workmen
And when they ask where I got it
I'll tell them from above their grandfathers
Oh, I ask you, who works harder?

I hope nobody else steals
All of my ideas
They're so smart
Invaluable works of art
I'm telling you I got something here
Just sign right here

A big jug of mescaline, an empty Friday night
That sounds like a board meeting
The exciting pump of a cold reading
I think I got a way
To color the eggs that our chickens lay
Oh shit they have brown eggs?
They have brown eggs
We need something on stronger legs

I hope nobody else steals
All of my ideas
They're so smart
Invaluable works of art
I'm telling you I got something here
Just sign right here

And if you're into it, we'll build the LLC out

I know I'm broke, I know I'm broke
But give me mercury, and I'll make you gold