AAADD (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)

Age activated attention deficit disorder is what I've got
And I'd hazard a guess there's not a lady over forty
Who is listening who has not
Had some of the headaches
And some of the struggles
This diagnosis brought me
But I'm happy to find I am not losing my mind
I just have AAADD

Starts out in the morning go to gather the mail
See how dirty the car is and think what the hell
Today would be a good day to give it a wash
But heading back to the house my flower beds catch my eye
Gosh they all look so wilted and dry
I'm going to give them a drink first, before they're lost
As I head in the house I put the mail by the sink
Then I walk past the garbage and think whewy that stinks
Maybe I should take the trash out first
But if I'm taking out the trash I better sort through the mail
Why'd I come to the kitchen, oh ya, I need a pail
Where's my coffee cup 'cause I'm dying of thirst

Age activated attention deficit disorder is what I've got
And I'd hazard a guess there's not a lady over forty
Who is listening who has not
Had some of the headaches
And some of the struggles
This diagnosis brought me
But I'm happy to find I am not losing my mind
I just have AAADD

I got my mail in my hands, I might as well pay the bills
So I head to the office, there's my coffee... it spills
Back to the kitchen I go to get a mop
But as I head down the hall I hear the fish tank needs water
Shoot I meant to make a call to my daughter
Then I hear the laundry timer stop
Well if I'm going downstairs I ought to gather a load
Then in the kids bedroom I find the remote
I'm going to put that thing right back where it belongs
And as I head to the den I see the day is half over
Shoot I forgot I'm supposed to feed Rover
That is how my whole day carries on

And at five o'clock, my man walks through the door
I'm no further ahead than I was before
He say's "How was your day, boy you sure look beat"
Well I'm exhausted, I'm dead on my feet
But if I think about my day, all that I can really say
Is the car ain't washed, the flower's aren't watered
The remote is lost, I haven't talked to our daughter
There's a coffee stain on the office floor
The garbage is still sitting right there by the door
The laundry ain't done, and the bills aren't paid
So all in all it's really been a very typical day

With

Age activated attention deficit disorder is what I've got
And I'd hazard a guess there's not a lady over forty
Who is listening who has not
Had some of the headaches
And some of the struggles
This diagnosis brought me
But I'm happy to find I am not losing my mind
I just have AAADD
Oh, I'm happy to find I am not losing my mind
I just have AAADD