Swipe Night

To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
Bitch, Welcome to Swipe Night

Swipe right for the ace and and the a-rom
Right on the non-binary Dogmom
They all phubbing, they're bread crumbing
Shes my FWB and I'm the catfish king

This one by the name of Lani
Ain't gonna lie she as thick as a planet
Imagine the weight of getting lost in the gravity
Got a fantasy of suffocating in her cavity

She feminine, dominant, plus size
Looking for acquaintances, she loves life
Confident, going school full time
I think we all know what direction I'll swipe

Even if vanilla flavored cis gender
Whether they're curved, cushioned, thick or slender
Swipe right for the love bombs to hunt pie
No matter what they look like, always swipe right to the right

To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
Bitch, Welcome to Swipe Night

This one by the name of Alicia
She got a picture of herself in the mirror
With a bio and a link to her IG
Saying she's sorry; late in replying

Well as it goes for me it's alright
I didn't really think that far ahead of time
No harm in giving it a try
Any port in a storm so we swipe to the right to the right

To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
Bitch, Welcome to Swipe Night

On zombies ghosts and roaches too
Right to the sapiosexual style interview
Situationship into the slow fade
Another snack in the stash, she uncuffs and swings

This one by the name of Haley
only 19; basically a baby
Kinda feeling like that's bait for chasing
Even got a sticker says vaccinated

I think that's great now let me keep my game tight
Let me think real quick, don't need to think twice
Cause deep down I don't even have a type
Ain't too proud to admit that I swipe to the right

Until she submarines and the summer fling it ended in the nunnery
Freckling the demi when we knew we wasn't ready
Now I gotta try to find a way to get the situation to the right

To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
Bitch, Welcome to Swipe Night

Same time that I matched with Maddy
Asked me to come back to her home gladly
I did, she asked if I knew what pegging is
I didn't, but still pretended to be interested

She asked for my consent,
"Girl, I never swipe to the left"
She interpreted that as a yes
And took me to my little death

Passed my borderline I guess that's life
What I think went wrong but it feels so nice
An insatiable urge that I can't describe
To see what's on the other side to the right

To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
To the right, to the right, to the right
Bitch, Welcome to Swipe Night