Pineal Mochus

Hey doctor, there's a hole in my forehead
With a finger-like gland moving out
Well the woman in the wall, she said it was pineal
Won't you tell me what it's all about?

'Cos since the first day of protrusion
My neighbor's become a fish-man
And he throws me furtive glances
While he brings in his garbage can

A long nose is coming through my TV
Tattooed with maps of alien lands
And it snake around the room to sniff me
So it knows just a-who I am

Well son I understand your problem
'Cos it were my problem too
You see, more than the average person
Kinda needs the drops of dew

But there's an answer to the situation
And it's one that worked when I tried
I just jumped out of my body
But for house calls, I'll drop by

Well doctor thank you for your wisdom
And I guess it's what I'll do in a while
But I want to look at this ol' mud-ball
And then I'll leave my house to Gomer Pyle

Well you know you might want to hurry
'Cos there's a lot of pointy stuff down here
You're outnumbered by fish-people
I think the problem's pretty clear

You can always drift back later
But without your body fear
And I think it would be best for you, mister
If you got right out of here

Well the woman in the wall's pointing skyward
And there's tentacles surrounding my knees
So I think I'll take your good advice
And I'm gonna join you in the breeze...