Jeff Visits The Dark Web

So, there's this one guy
And he's trying to take the other guys out
Like, get 'em, you know what I mean?
And those guys, they don't even know
Like, he's not telling 'em, he's tryna hide
Okay, and, so, then the other guys are trying to figure out
"Okay, which guy is it that's trying to do all of this?"
Like, "Which guy is it, that's an impostor?"

Playing on the Dark Web, gonna get my info stolen
Gave it to a hacker, my name Jeff (oh, yeah)
With Bitcoin four dollar and we tryna keep it fresh
I say, "Give me Tylenol CVS" (uh, uh)
You're in the wrong place, man, comin' for your face, man
Got your social, and you're out of pace
I'm connected to your camera, and, you're hanging with your fam, bro
I never leave my house, don't try to use your mouse

Somebody gave my social security out on the Dark Web
I just wanted the dankest memes
Indeed, my name is Jeff
It's posted on my refrigerator door
It's not my fault, I forget
I won ten thousand dollars, but they never paid me
I think it was identity theft

Discover, Visa, MasterCard, I gotta call my banks
I put this on the YouTube
All my homies still miss Frank (miss Frank)
Somebody did identity theft, and, boy, I think that's bad, but
Also makes me hungry, so, I'ma go get a snack

Man, it really sucks that your credit score's so low
I couldn't even buy a camera, and there's cash that you still owe
You know, that makes me hungry too, I think I'll get a snack
It's your car, so drink's on you
I think I'll pause my hacks (oh, yeah)

So you said, "Amogus"?
No, no, not Amogus
Oh, you said "Amoglus"
No, come on dude, it's "Amongst Whom"



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Writer(s): Joseph Caudill
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