The Incredible Shrinking Man
Just when you thought he couldn't get any smaller
He does
He is he surely is
He's incredible that way
The incredible shrinking man
The amazing incredible shrinking guy
Smaller than a house fly
Smaller than he can Be
CDEFG
Science experiment gone all wrong
Gone haywire
Wrong as it can be wrong
And you know wrong can be wrong
That's right
An ordinary house cat is like a feline giant
Science experiment gone awry
The incredible shrinking guy
The incredible amazing shrinking man
Smaller than a ladybug
Smaller than an ant
Smaller than your cousin Eddy
The incredible shrinking man
Smaller than a little puppy dog
And that reminds me
Three days ago I was walking around my neighborhood
And I saw my neighbor Tom
He was out walking his dog
You know, he has one of those little dogs
I said good morning and he didn't say nothing back
I said I like your dog
I've always liked those little weener dogs
He gets like real mad
He's almost shouting at me
Don't call it a weener dog
It's called a dachshund
I know that
I didn't mean anything by that
It's not like I'm body shaming
I'm a little bit off subject now
Let's get back to that incredible shrinking man
Just when you thought he could not get smaller he does
He surely is
Incredible that way
He does
He is he surely is
He's incredible that way
The incredible shrinking man
The amazing incredible shrinking guy
Smaller than a house fly
Smaller than he can Be
CDEFG
Science experiment gone all wrong
Gone haywire
Wrong as it can be wrong
And you know wrong can be wrong
That's right
An ordinary house cat is like a feline giant
Science experiment gone awry
The incredible shrinking guy
The incredible amazing shrinking man
Smaller than a ladybug
Smaller than an ant
Smaller than your cousin Eddy
The incredible shrinking man
Smaller than a little puppy dog
And that reminds me
Three days ago I was walking around my neighborhood
And I saw my neighbor Tom
He was out walking his dog
You know, he has one of those little dogs
I said good morning and he didn't say nothing back
I said I like your dog
I've always liked those little weener dogs
He gets like real mad
He's almost shouting at me
Don't call it a weener dog
It's called a dachshund
I know that
I didn't mean anything by that
It's not like I'm body shaming
I'm a little bit off subject now
Let's get back to that incredible shrinking man
Just when you thought he could not get smaller he does
He surely is
Incredible that way
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Writer(s): Jad Fair, Samuel Locke Ward
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