Grade-A Fascist
Today I met the girl of my dreams
She laughed like a mansion and her eyes gleamed
But she had a secret, as she blinked her lashes
She said she was a 100%
Certified, grade-A
Fascist
Well I hate dictators just as much as you
But when she punched out reporters, her eyes were so blue
She pledged allegiance to everyone she'd see
She'd salute cops and flip off freaks
You might wonder what I saw through the library's ashes
I saw a beautiful arsonist who just happened to be
100% certified, USDA-grade
Fascist
When I met her parents they handcuffed me
For signs of dissent and disloyalty
It musta been my Bryan Stevenson shirt
They said that activists are all a bunch of jerks
But they helped me up and covered my scratches
And said welcome to our family, we're
100% presidentially-sealed, Grade A
Fascists
There was one time we got into a fight
She was all mad because I said prisoners have rights
She was so pissed she reported me
For treason and espionage in the first degree
But we made up, got through rough patches
I'm still in love with my girlfriend the
100%, prosecutor-certified, presidentially sealed, Grade A
Fascist
Well I went to Hendershot's to play some tunes
I invited her, even saved a spot too
But she said that arts are the scourge of the state
And artists are meant to be erased
She poisoned my shampoo, now I break out in rashes
I had to break up with my beautiful
100% certified, grade-A, Twitter verified
Fascist
On the dating apps I don't get no matches
It musta been cause I turned off the filter for
100%, certified, USDA-Grade
Presidentially sealed, Supreme-Court-affirmed
Fascists
She laughed like a mansion and her eyes gleamed
But she had a secret, as she blinked her lashes
She said she was a 100%
Certified, grade-A
Fascist
Well I hate dictators just as much as you
But when she punched out reporters, her eyes were so blue
She pledged allegiance to everyone she'd see
She'd salute cops and flip off freaks
You might wonder what I saw through the library's ashes
I saw a beautiful arsonist who just happened to be
100% certified, USDA-grade
Fascist
When I met her parents they handcuffed me
For signs of dissent and disloyalty
It musta been my Bryan Stevenson shirt
They said that activists are all a bunch of jerks
But they helped me up and covered my scratches
And said welcome to our family, we're
100% presidentially-sealed, Grade A
Fascists
There was one time we got into a fight
She was all mad because I said prisoners have rights
She was so pissed she reported me
For treason and espionage in the first degree
But we made up, got through rough patches
I'm still in love with my girlfriend the
100%, prosecutor-certified, presidentially sealed, Grade A
Fascist
Well I went to Hendershot's to play some tunes
I invited her, even saved a spot too
But she said that arts are the scourge of the state
And artists are meant to be erased
She poisoned my shampoo, now I break out in rashes
I had to break up with my beautiful
100% certified, grade-A, Twitter verified
Fascist
On the dating apps I don't get no matches
It musta been cause I turned off the filter for
100%, certified, USDA-Grade
Presidentially sealed, Supreme-Court-affirmed
Fascists
Credits
Writer(s): Jacob Aaron Friedman
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