B.U.S. (Break-Up Song)

Ah yeah, Ah yeah
Ah yeah, Ah yeah
Ah yeah, Ah yeah

It's been seven hours since you left me
And I have started acting very differently
I signed up for a gym
My instructor's name is Jim
(I- I- I-)
I am currently working my biceps out
I know the last time you saw me was last night
And even though I was very skinny then
I am now currently very masculine

(Yeah, sure, I ignore you, but-
Okay, I objectify you, too, but-
No, but- now that you got... listen to it from my perspective
Whatever

It's a break up song (break up song!)
It's a break up song (break up song!)
Instead of talking things out like normal people
We've got to write lyrics that seem really evil

It's been ten hours since we broke up
Since then, I have gone up... And
Gotten tons and tons of babes
If you're jealous, that's okay
I-I-I
I'm not even trying to brag
But last night I really got the bag
Because there was this chick, what a drag
And that drag was- actually
I shouldn't really say that in a song should I? Probably illegal

(Yes, I understand!
Who cares if I slept with your best friend?
Thats not what's important here!
You know what, whatever, bye!)

It's a break up song (break up song!)
It's a break up song (break up song!)
Instead of talking things out like normal people
We've gotta write lyrics that seem really evil

It's a break up song (break up song!)
It's a break up song (break up song!)
Instead of talking things out like normal people
We've gotta write lyrics that seem really evil

And though
I know
That

It seems unkind
To
Write a song about this
Even though that I am pissed

But that doesn't matter
I'm gonna write a song
(A break up song?)
Hell yeah!

Cause its a break up song (break up song!)
It's a break up song (break up song!)
Instead of talking things out like normal people
We've got to write lyrics that seem really evil

Cause its a break up song (break up song!)
It's a break up song (break up song!)
Instead of talking things out like normal people
We've got to write lyrics that seem really evil

Evil
People
Evil
People
Evil People
That is what we are!