The Yodeling Veterinarian Of The Alps

Hm, hm, hm, hm
There lived a man so long ago his memory's but faint
Was not admired, did not inspire, like president, or saint
But people came from far and near with their afflicted pets
For a special cure, they knew for sure, wouldn't come from other vets
Whoa-oh

This is a song for your poor sick penguin
He's got a fever and his toes are blue
But if I sing to your poor sick penguin
He will feel better in a day or two

Yodel-leh-hee, yodel-leh-hee, yodel-eee-ooh
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yode-ooh
Yodel-leh-hee, yodel-leh-hee, yodel-eee-ooh
Ya-de, ya-de, ya-de, ya-de, ya-de-doo!

He's gone a little loopy
In case you hadn't heard
Here's a couple penicillin for your sickly arctic bird

Mhmm
No skeptic could explain just how nor could one oft rebut
The wondrous deeds that went on in that little Alpine hut
Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps
Whoa-oh

Good news on the penguin, doc!
He's up and kicking!
(Meow)

This is a song for your pregnant kitty
She's looking nauseous and a week past due
But if I sing to your pregnant kitty
She will feel better in a day or two

Yodel-leh-hee, yodel-leh-hee, yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee, yodel-ye-dee, yada-yoo
Yodel-leh-hee, yodel-leh-hee, yode-yeti
Yada-yada, yada-yada, ya-ga-doo!

Jump in your car
Drive into the city
Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty

Mhmm
The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day
When the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay
The doctor pondered this a while
Sat back and scratched his scalp, then said
No way, Jose!
To the nurse of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps!
Whoa-oh

Good news on the kitty doc
She's feelin' great
Six kittens, named one after you
(Roar)

This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy
He looks uncomfy, think I'd be too!
But if I sing to your bear-trapped teddy
He will feel better in a day or two

Yodel-leh-hee, yodel-leh-hee, yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee, o-layhee, oly-ooh
Yodel-leh-hee, yodel-leh-hee, yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee, yaba-daba daba-doo!

(Roar)
Oh, yeah, that'll work, he's good

Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo! (Roar)
No, wait! This should work! (Roar
Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! yodel-leh-hoo! Ooh! Yodel-hoo!

Mm, mm, mm, mmm
Now the moral of our story, it's the point we hope we've made
When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid
Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo!
Yodel-odle-odle aye-de aye-de-ooh-ooh-ooh!
Whoa!

Some would stand in silence, while some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps
Yodel-hoo!



Credits
Writer(s): Kurt Henry Heinecke, Mike Nawrocki
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