Give Up Your Boxers For Briefs

I was living in a paradigm
Where I needed lots of space in the place my wiener occupied
Didn't want my balls to be confined
To a small space, freedom in my ball space above all else
If only I had had an open mind
And realized that sometimes your balls they just need some support
What a pleasure it was to find
I can wear gym shorts without my fifth limb horse running wild

When you're wearing loose boxers and it's getting pretty sweaty
And it's sliding up your crack in the fucking Serengeti
It's time to make a switch just tell me when you're ready
Just change to briefs
Just change to briefs

I ain't trying to sound cool
I ain't trying to sound edgy
Just trying to help a brother who's been dealing with the wedgies like I did
Like I did

Give up give up your boxers for some briefs bro
I've got I've got the undergarment cheat code
Briefs they gone caress ya sack
Briefs they ain't ride up yo crack
It's worth to pay the price of some restraint cus
You don't want boxers riding up your taint cus

Just a kid running round the cul de sac
Only wearing boxers so I had the coldest sack
God the things I'd change if only I could go back
I'd show that kid a better way to package up his cack

Give up give up your boxers for some briefs bro
I've got I've got the undergarment cheat code
Briefs they gone caress ya sack
Briefs they ain't ride up yo crack
It's worth to pay the price of some restraint cus
You don't want boxers riding up your taint cus