Surfin' Nebraska

Wise as the world is flat, I could tell you anything, no questions asked
You're two sheep shy of a sweater with a brain as light as a feather

Ask me where I've been. I got a story for you, my friend. I've been surfing Nebraska

I loaded up my board and went on safari through the hills and the hollers with Clyde and Bonnie
They got money to burn, like the pockets of my jeans
More holy than the pope or a block of sweet cheese

Thanks for the invite, you know I'd love to go, but I ain't around that weekend, bro

I'm surfing in Nebraska. Surfing in Nebraska. In Nebraska, su-su-su-su-surfing

I needed a rest, I needed a break
I heard the surf in the Midwest is great
You'll find me in a cornfield wasting my days
Catching amber waves of grain

Catch a wave, baby, in new hamster's 18-mile coastline

Thanks for the invite, you know I'd love to go, but I ain't around that weekend, bro

I'm surfing in Nebraska. Surfing in Nebraska. In Nebraska, su-su-su-su-surfing
I'm surfing in Nebraska. Surfing in Nebraska. In Nebraska, su-su-su-su-surfing
Su-su-su-su-surfing
Su-su-su-su-surfing

Thanks for the invite, you know I'd love to go
But I ain't around that weekend, bro
Surfin'