$2 Wells

I woke up late one afternoon
Smelling like that old saloon
Just down the road off 35
I stumbled to the bathroom mirror
Bruised up from chin to ear
I don't remember how I ever got back home
So I ran outside to look at my truck
Don't ya know it's just my luck
Not a single dent or scratch on good old blue
So I tell ya boy it's such a relief
Even though I lost some teeth
I'm pretty sure I gave it one heck of a fight

Cause it was two dollar wells at the truck yard
It's Friday night and I turned off my phone
I worked hard all week and I deserve it
Now I don't wanna hear it whenever I get home
Now I don't wanna hear it whenever I get home

So I head on in to lay back down
There she is with a big ole frown just staring
Scowling with her evil eyes
I ain't really sure what she said
But her eyes went dark, her face turned red
The bit I heard was "what ya have to say?"

Cause it was two dollar wells at the truck yard
It's Friday night and I turned off my phone
I worked hard all week and I deserve it
Now I don't wanna hear it whenever I get home
Now I don't wanna hear it whenever I get home

If by now you can't understand
Then maybe I'm not your man
I'll just be on my merry way

Cause it was two dollar wells at the truck yard
It's Friday night and I turned off my phone
I worked hard all week and I deserve it
Now I don't wanna hear it whenever I get home
Now I don't wanna hear it whenever I get home