Normal Person

You ain't dealing with a normal person
You ain't signed up for an easy ride
You had your chances with a stable woman
You're the same man who told her goodbye

So I ain't pointing fingers, but if I did
I'd be pointing to the wedding ring on mine
So if I go in for a kiss five minutes after both my fists
Were punching sky and you're still bleeding
From the daggers in my eyes, don't act surprised

There are two victims of these hormones, baby
You can't tell me you suffer alone
And yet, you still want to impregnate me
So who's the crazier one in this home?

Yeah, I ain't pointing fingers, but if I did
I'd be pointing to the wedding ring on mine
So if you get put on ice when we were having a nice time
Slipped up and strung together words that weren't approved of by your wife
Don't act surprised

Tell 'em 'bout it

Yeah, I ain't pointing fingers, but if I did
I'd be pointing to the wedding ring on mine
So if I go in for a kiss five minutes after both my fists
Were punching sky and you're still bleeding
From the daggers in my eyes, don't act surprised

Boy, don't act surprised
Don't act surprised
Aw! Haw