Poison Ivy

I wanna be sitting in my new brown leather recliner
In the corner of the living room
With my girlfriend distributing her weight equally
Between the left arm of the chair and my left knee
I am holding a glass full of seven dollar whiskey
Mixed with sour and ice
And all of my friends are sitting comfortably
And we are watching one of my favorite movies

The movie ends and we sarcastically applaud
And then analyze the plot
Then we quickly shift to conversations
About alcohol and pot
And this is exactly where I want to be right now
The sun is almost down
But that's fine because it is so unbearably hot

It is not too early in the day
To run around and get poison ivy on my legs
It is not too late in the day
To come back in the evening and kiss your face

I wanna be sitting outside on saturday
Laughing and scoffing at my filthy jokes
Even though we just got thrifted shirts
Partying sounds like too much work
So we'll sit and we'll lay and we'll read and we'll drink
And we'll laugh and we'll toke and we'll cry and we'll think
But we are all getting sunburnt on the right side of our face

We go inside about fifteen minutes
After the first mosquito bite
Inside we do pretty much exactly the same thing
But this time with more light
And this is exactly where I want to be right now
The sun is almost down
But that's fine because the moon is just as bright

It is not too early in the day
To run around and get poison ivy on my legs
It is not too late in the day
To come back in the evening and kiss your face

It is not too early in the day
To run around and get poison ivy on my legs
It is not too late in the day
To come back in the evening and kiss your face