Stage Fright

I've got a presentation at work today
And I'm afraid
That I'll get hard
Don't wanna scar my coworkers
So I'll do somethin' in my car

Jerkin' off my wiener
Doin' it a little bit kinky
'Til I bust
Workin' with my privates
Gonna get a little bit messy
Cleanin' off my junk

I'm gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna bust a nut
As a precaution on my lunch break
In my Honda Civic
I'm gonna do some great work at my job
As long as I make sure that
I have time to
Fuckin' finish

Jerkin' off my wiener
Gonna get a little bit freaky
With my taint
I get so embarrassed
When I'm in a meeting so nervous
I might faint

Showin' off my charts and graphs
Blood is flowin' really fast
Angry looks and lots of gasps
I look down I'm at full mast

I no longer work there
Gonna need to find a new
Job to pay the bills
HR fuckin' caught me
Fappin' in the parking lot
Now I sit at home
And masturbate



Credits
Writer(s): Benjamin Nowak, Henry Price, Samuel Mäder
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