99 Bottles

Heart broke and my bank too
Smoke a pack of reds out my rebound's bathroom
On my breath like a tattoo
Gargle out my mouth with his ex's perfume

I keep saying how I'm gonna sway my ways and
Operation me can start another day
'Cause every time I try to change
The little voice in my brain says
I've got

99 bottles of beer drink 'em all
99 bottles of beer
I'll just take them down till my head pounds
And my inhibitions disappear
99 empty bottles of beer, drank 'em all
99 bottles of beer
'Cause I threw them down, now my head pounds
And last night is looking real unclear

Sweat it out like a detox
Got a better view from up here on my soapbox
Pass the time I just kick rocks
Then hit the 5 o'clock line at the dive down the block

I keep on swearing that I'm gonna be okay
But I keep smoking like a chimney everyday
'Cause every time I try to change
The little voice in my brain says
I've got

99 bottles of beer drink 'em all
99 bottles of beer
I'll just take them down till my head pounds
And my inhibitions disappear
99 empty bottles of beer, drank 'em all
99 bottles of beer
'Cause I threw them down, now my head pounds
And last night is looking real unclear

Un, deux et trois, you, me, Stella ménage Artois
Voulez couches avec moi?
The only thing to say besides "yours or mine?"
Un (un), deux (deux) et trois (et trois)
You (you), me (me), Stella ménage Artois
Voulez couches avec moi?
The only thing to say besides "yours or mine?"

I've got
I've got

99 bottles of beer drink 'em all
99 bottles of beer
I'll just take them down till my head pounds
And my inhibitions disappear
99 empty bottles of beer, drank 'em all
99 bottles of beer
'Cause I threw them down, now my head pounds
And last night is looking real unclear