Look At This!

When I was a young boy
I never thought it'd come to this
The scars all seemed to heal
And, soon, all I feel is regret
And now, I'm a grown man
I've lost it all again
But what I'll miss the most
Pay close attention while you get a look at... this!
Yeah, look at this!
Then, look at that!
Hehey, here's a hat!
This nonsense mostly doesn't mean a thing
But listen closely, maybe it explains everything!
The secret to Bitcoin, computers, and microchips
The key to the future
If you only look at this!
Riches untold, you'll have dollars of gold
If you focus on me, as the story unfolds
LOOK AT THIS!
I HOLD THE KEY TO THE MYSTERY!
LOOK AT THIS!
LOOK AT NOTHING EXCEPT FOR ME!
LOOK AT THIS!
(unintelligible growling)
THAT WAS GIBBERISH!
BLITZO, HURRY THE HELL UP!
I don't know how long I can do this!
I'm gonna need another sixty seconds!
Okay, the thing I'm trying to say
I will say if you look this way
Uh, y-you know, it's, uh
Just as Nonna Fizzarolli used to say
Puzza lasagna
Contorni, limoncello
Fortepiano
Buongiorno, ada Vongole
Luigi, Firenze, Bucatini
Cingale
Cingale
So, look at... this!
Please look at this!
I am running out of places I can take this bit!
So, look at this! Look at my face!
I regret every event that got me in this place!
This little song is driving me insane
My exhaustion is audible
Now, the ending is probable
CUZ' THIS RUSE IS IMPOSSIBLE to maintain
So BYE-BYE!