Too Old For Babysitters

Our night is done before it starts
She walked in, our plans went out the door
6:03 and we're already bored
This isn't fun at all

Can't believe that she's in charge
She's gonna treat us like we're three or four
Hope she doesn't think we'll do the chores
She thinks she's seen it all

Mm, she's got us feeling like
That we won't play nice, make her pay a price
We don't trust that smile, she's got an evil eye
To get her fired, we're gonna prank her all day and all night

Yeah, she's got us singin' like
"Ooh, you know it's just a matter of fact
That we're too old for, for babysitters
She says we can't stay up late, time to take a bath
If she thinks we'll give up easy, yeah, we'll see about that"

And we'll say
"Ooh, if I was her I'm watching my back
Because we're too old for, for babysitters
She will fall for our tricks as our plan unwraps
And by the time the night is over, she will never come back"

She'll take a bunny to the face
When she tries to walk up the staircase
Fill her Oreos with denture paste
They're gonna taste so rough

And when she dozes off
We'll draw a mustache on her face and more
Smushy peas, her bare feet on the floor
Oh, wow, she's really tough!

Mm, she's got us feeling like
We met our match, she's driving us insane
We gotta act real fast, we've gotta use our brains
We gotta step it up before she ruins our fun and our games

Yeah, she's got us singing like
"Ooh, she doesn't know we're sneaky like that
And we are too smart for babysitters
And when she falls for our plans, then she just might crack
And by the time the night is over, she will never come back"

We're singing
"Ooh, we've built a perfect, beautiful trap
That's made for catching babysitters
And she might think that she's won, but it's our last laugh
When she sits down in this chair, we'll have our freedom at last"

Launch from the chair
Onto the swings, then to the
Top of the stairs and down the slide into the
Wagon, which rolls the sitter out the door
Door, door

Over the bumps
Dumped on the teeter totter
Flung to the sky
Into the deep end of our cold swimming pool
It's goodbye, babysitter

Yeah, and now we're signing like
"Ooh, she made us fall into our own trap
Thought we were too smart, for babysitters
It's like she's seen this before, gotta give her that
And we thought that we were better, but she beat us, no cap"

Ooh, this was the funnest time that we had
We'd like to keep you, babysitter
If you stay, we'll be good, we can promise that
And by the time the night is over, you will wanna come back, yeah