Jenny and Jeff

Hey!
You look suspiciously like this couple that I used to know
They live right up the street they've got a dog that looks like yours
Their names are Jeff and Jenny they used to be real friendly
Until one day I had to bail on their gender-reveal cookout

And it's funny how things can get
So awkward when you walk out the door
And now Jenny and Jeff don't wanna be my friends no more

I'm two blocks down if you take Ormewood and you make a right
Yeah mine's the house with poison Ivy growing up the side
I got a guy to cut it But then he couldn't cut it
Because he had to go and check himself into alcohol rehab

And it's funny how things can get
So awkward when you walk out the door
And now Jenny and Jeff don't wanna be my friends no more

Now they've been calling me out
On all the facebook neighborhood groups
And I don't care if they slander my name
I'm just scared I'll never know if it's a boy or a girl

Now when they see me walking down the street they don't say hi
They call the cops on me they say I'm such a sketchy guy
But it's not fair, yeah it's not fair to me
Because I never did the things that they accuse me of doing

And it's funny how things can get
So awkward when you walk out the door
And now Jenny and Jeff don't wanna be my friends no more

Fuck you Jenny, fuck you Jeff