Policeman

Assault, domestic violence, home invasion
If you do any of these things, I will bring you to the station
We've got a 10-57 down on Bijou street
I need some backup, im callin the heat
The person next door might seem like a stand up guy
But he has three cases of D.U.I.'s
The lady across the street might be 83
But she got canned for murder of the third degree

Stop, in the name of the law
We can deem you crazy send you to Phil McGraw
That's illegal, you can't speed on the road
Hey you can't park there, you're gonna get towed

Walking in the park and you see a suspicious bag
Just call 911 and we'll slap it with a tag
Now you might think what I do is lame
But without me your life would be a shame
Arson, assault with a deadly weapon, assisting or instigating escape
Bank burglary, bank larsony
Aiming a laser pointer at an aircraft
Airplane hijacking, anti-racketeering
Don't do these things

Stop, in the name of the law
We can deem you crazy send you to Phil McGraw
That's illegal, you can't speed on the road
Hey you can't park there, you're gonna get towed
You will regret your decision to drive while you're drunk
I'll send you to federal prison, you punk
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
You have the right to an attorney

Drop the gun, it's over!



Credits
Writer(s): Jackson Policastro
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