iamverybadazz
I ain't never cried once, not even at a funeral
Countin' to infinity
Do the undoable like bite into vitamins
When they ain't even chewable
Lookin' in the mirror like, "Damn, you's beautiful"
That's why when I walk into strip clubs
And all the strippers start tipping me
I got so many girls
They accusin' me of polygamy
I got grandmamas tryna hit me up
All the damn time
Asking me if I can send them nudes through a landline
Can't nobody get ahead of us?
I've done so many mothers
Everyone calls me adipose
I am very badass
Ladies in line all waitin' to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
I am very badass
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
That's why I flow like a butterfly
Sting like chlamydia
They show me Thor's hammer
And said I couldn't pick it up
I said, "Nah, I ain't even gonna try man 'cause
That pathetic hammer ain't worthy enough for my hand"
Who's strong enough to punch a polar bear in the jaw?
Who's strong enough to drink peanut butter through a straw?
Who's strong enough to get Chick-fil-A on a Sunday?
I could probably whoop the whole country
Can't nobody ever come at me?
'Cause if a zombie bites me
It becomes one of me
I am very badass
Ladies in line all waitin' to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
I am very badass
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw it down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
This is gangsta shit 'cause I'm a gangsta dude
I live a gangsta life
I eat gangsta food
I got gangsta strength in my gangsta veins
When I step on a Lego, it feels pain (switch it up)
And I don't flinch when I eat up these ghost peppers like breath mints
I can't go to another reap, 'cause they all end up pregnant
Goku is bowing down to me, 'cause I'm dominant
Guess how many push-ups I can do
(All of all)
I am very badass
Ladies in line all waitin' to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
I am very badass
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw it down with anyone on the street
And I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
Countin' to infinity
Do the undoable like bite into vitamins
When they ain't even chewable
Lookin' in the mirror like, "Damn, you's beautiful"
That's why when I walk into strip clubs
And all the strippers start tipping me
I got so many girls
They accusin' me of polygamy
I got grandmamas tryna hit me up
All the damn time
Asking me if I can send them nudes through a landline
Can't nobody get ahead of us?
I've done so many mothers
Everyone calls me adipose
I am very badass
Ladies in line all waitin' to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
I am very badass
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
That's why I flow like a butterfly
Sting like chlamydia
They show me Thor's hammer
And said I couldn't pick it up
I said, "Nah, I ain't even gonna try man 'cause
That pathetic hammer ain't worthy enough for my hand"
Who's strong enough to punch a polar bear in the jaw?
Who's strong enough to drink peanut butter through a straw?
Who's strong enough to get Chick-fil-A on a Sunday?
I could probably whoop the whole country
Can't nobody ever come at me?
'Cause if a zombie bites me
It becomes one of me
I am very badass
Ladies in line all waitin' to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
I am very badass
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw it down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
This is gangsta shit 'cause I'm a gangsta dude
I live a gangsta life
I eat gangsta food
I got gangsta strength in my gangsta veins
When I step on a Lego, it feels pain (switch it up)
And I don't flinch when I eat up these ghost peppers like breath mints
I can't go to another reap, 'cause they all end up pregnant
Goku is bowing down to me, 'cause I'm dominant
Guess how many push-ups I can do
(All of all)
I am very badass
Ladies in line all waitin' to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
I am very badass
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw it down with anyone on the street
And I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
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