Elementary

It's so easy, it's elementary

His first clue was the footprint
To his trained eye, such a good hint
The tracks were light, which said the perp was small
A men's boot size 11, but the imprint was uneven
Something wasn't adding up at all
What if someone short and light
Had borrowed hiking boots that night
Well, well, well, that's something he could see
Someone who'd just come to town Unprepared to hike around
Oh, can't you see? It's elementary

It's so easy, it's elementary
It's so easy, it's elementary
It's E-L-E-M-E-N-T-A-R-Y don't you sing along with me
-L-E-M-E-N-T-A-R-Y

The next clue was the joint he found
Discarded on the muddy ground
A sign our perp had snuck out for a smoke
The lip gloss left a sparkly smear Could it be a girl was here
A tree line makes the perfect place to toke
He lit the roach and learned that smell
Each strain's like a gambler's tell
He'd know this scent again quite easily
So when he met her in the shop
He leaned and smelled her hair, this cop, now don't you see?
It's elementary

It's so easy, it's elementary
It's so easy, it's elementary
It's E-L-E-M-E-N-T-A-R-Y don't you sing along with me
-L-E-M-E-N-T-A-R-Y

It's so easy, it's elementary
It's E-L-E-M-E-N-T-A-R-Y Don't you sing along with me
-L-E-M-E-N-T-A-R-Y Don't you sing along with me
-L-E-M-E-N-T-A-R-Y Don't you sing along with me
-L-E-M-E-N-T-A-R-Y



Credits
Writer(s): Kent Stowe
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