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My girl broke up with me, she slit her throat
I tried to keep her out back, but she attracted crows
Her love is a foul stench lingering off her clothes
But when she was alive, mmm, it was a freaky show
Now that she's dead, I can go deeper than I did before
I keep her for a week or so, I'll bang the skin off of her bones
She's falling to pieces, but I can't let her go
I tried to put her together, but it just won't hold
I guess I'll save her for later, don't gotta clean that stove
I thought, I guessed, maybe I'll clean this mess
And it was at that second that I got that text
That said I matched with a chick with a crazy ex
An old serial killer that had slash mad necks
He turned them both into dolls, ain't that some shit
I guess voodoo She said, how do you do? I am two foot two
I'm looking to get loose
I'm walking, talking pocket pussy
And I won't kill you I was sold Bet
What could I expect I picked her up in a trailer that smelled like death
I showed respect because she brandished a knife
And had easy access at hamstring height
We had a good date, and later that night
I had to drill myself a hole so I could lay that pipe
We started going at it, and she got sarcastic
I started going faster, and it smelled like burnt plastic.
I looked at her, and we both started laughing
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