Number One Sons - Wankers EP

I'd Be So Much Cooler If I Was a Dick

I was left alone sitting quiet on my own
Wiped the drool up off my shirt and shook my head
Whatever happened to the good times when you used to call me up
We'd make the best out of all the dumbest shit

I was so much cooler when I was a dick
I was so much cooler when I was a dick
I wanna turn my life around
I wanna live with no regrets
Cause I'd be so much cooler if I was a dick

Foreclose my home and go shack up with my folks
Build a business from the cash I'd spend on rent
Never run out of ideas because I could always go to space
Or fire lots of people from this place

I'd be so much cooler if I was a dick
I'd be so much cooler if I was a dick
Always shooting from my hip
Pulling yachts upon my ship
I'd be so much cooler if I was a dick

Cash that bitch in
Poetic Asshole
Big gun head honcho
I want you to know I'm coming for your throne
Top of the totem pole
Fat cat the notable
I'll be the one who's pissing in your cheerios

I'd be so much cooler if I was a dick
I'd be so much cooler if I was a dick
Why care about my sins
When I can just repent
I'd be so much cooler if I was a dick

I'd be so much cooler if I was a dick
I'd be so much cooler if I was a dick
Why should I ever care
When you left me standing here
I'd be so much cooler if I was a dick

I'd be so much cooler if I was a dick



Credits
Writer(s): Danny Thacker
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Other Album Tracks

  1. Bored
  2. I Don't Wanna Be a Meme
  3. I Lived
  4. No Place To Go
  5. Out of Your Head
  6. I'd Be So Much Cooler If I Was a Dick

All Album Tracks: Wankers EP >

Altri album

  1. Ghost
  2. I'd Rather Sit On The Couch (feat. Augmented Hearts) - Single
  3. This Is Where It Ends
  4. Done With Everything - Single
  5. Finally Free (I Can Really Feel It) - Single
  6. Baby Will You Ever Believe Me - Single
  7. October Air - Single
  8. If You Were In Reach Tonight
  9. Slick Rick
  10. Wankers EP

All Albums of Number One Sons >

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