Dinner Lady Arms (Live at Wembley, 2004)

We had a good thing, it was a blast
That was a long time in the past
You went through changes, I walked away
And I have regretted that to this day

I may not always have quite so much hair
But what you saw in me will hopefully always be there
I'll never hurt you again, I swear

So put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms
Put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms
I may be light years past on my sell-by date
But there's life in the old dog yet honey, it's not too late
Put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms
Your dinner lady arms

Forgive and forget, I caused you pain
And find it in your heart to start again

I know I'll never be your Mr. Right
But I'm happy to be your Mr. That'll Do For Tonight
I'll never let you out of my sight

So put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms
Put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms
I couldn't figure out where your figure had gone
I thought that I could live without you, honey, I was so wrong
Put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms

I couldn't figure out where your figure had gone
I thought that I could live without you, baby, I was so wrong
Put your arms around me
Your dinner lady arms, oh

Now then, during the course of this tour, we've established a few rules
The first one is "You must not be silent any time"
That means each and every one of you has to make sounds
From whichever horror face is most convenient
Throughout this evening performance, okay? (Yeah!)
I'm sorry? (Yeah!)
Don't you dare go quiet on me
We're gonna play one of our old favorites