Kumon (feat. The Don(G))
You know your kids are smart
But did you know enrolling them in KUMON can make them even smarter?
Kumon chilling with my bitch on the futon
While we're learning math gotta get a move on
She can't stand up because her ass is glued on
Looking out the window get intrude on for too long
Listen to the song that I debuted on
"King of Nothin'" ain't shit like a toy it got chewed on
By a fuckin dog who later he pooed on
I'm just trying to make a song to get myself screwed on
Helping with her brain everyday that's the program
All she got for grades are some A's on her own, damn
I'm the teacher but she knows I won't lie to her
If she sucks instead of fucks like I'm the tutor
Man I go hard on this beat like her to my testicle
Yeah, I could but that shit is not ethical
Don't fuck with me that shit unacceptable
I could fuck you up in the trash receptacle
Yeah, ultra-strong like I'm Charmin
Bitches want me 'cause I'm charming
When I'm around I'm alarming
Cops pull up and then I disarm 'em
Yeah, I'm a runner, bitch
You just a gunner, bitch
If you got a problem with me
Well then we can go and run some shit
Bitches don't fuck me, I'm famous
All they do is gas entertainers
They want it in their mouth like a retainer
But that's not what I'm in the game for
But I think it's been enough of this
Enough of you, you fucking doofus
It's time for the proper introduction
Of the product that is KUMON
早上好，中国 bing chilling
Man's big Dong but they call me Yao Ming
Busted in Richard like donut filling
Sitting in calc, I don't know a thing
Ring, ring, ring, ring call me the king
Get off my arm, homie, you just a fling
Swear I don't like dudes that ain't a thing
Knock this bitch out in Beijing
Shoutout to my day ones in Kumon
They all descended from Genghis Khan
All my homies call me ching and chong
Done with COVID but I'm from Wuhan
You ugly as fuck, bitch get off my lawn
Found a homie-hopper like that bitch, Albert on
Don't fuck with me bro call me a Don
Add a little G now I'm big Dong
I just ate a dog that bitch wasn't tame
I'm a rockstar I'm ready for the fame
No question 'bout it, I'm the best in the game
This song 'bout to be critically acclaimed
PSAT 1360 points, lame
I ain't smart I never did claim
All my haters call me insane
But at least I ain't a greaser like Zhong Yu Zheng
But did you know enrolling them in KUMON can make them even smarter?
Kumon chilling with my bitch on the futon
While we're learning math gotta get a move on
She can't stand up because her ass is glued on
Looking out the window get intrude on for too long
Listen to the song that I debuted on
"King of Nothin'" ain't shit like a toy it got chewed on
By a fuckin dog who later he pooed on
I'm just trying to make a song to get myself screwed on
Helping with her brain everyday that's the program
All she got for grades are some A's on her own, damn
I'm the teacher but she knows I won't lie to her
If she sucks instead of fucks like I'm the tutor
Man I go hard on this beat like her to my testicle
Yeah, I could but that shit is not ethical
Don't fuck with me that shit unacceptable
I could fuck you up in the trash receptacle
Yeah, ultra-strong like I'm Charmin
Bitches want me 'cause I'm charming
When I'm around I'm alarming
Cops pull up and then I disarm 'em
Yeah, I'm a runner, bitch
You just a gunner, bitch
If you got a problem with me
Well then we can go and run some shit
Bitches don't fuck me, I'm famous
All they do is gas entertainers
They want it in their mouth like a retainer
But that's not what I'm in the game for
But I think it's been enough of this
Enough of you, you fucking doofus
It's time for the proper introduction
Of the product that is KUMON
早上好，中国 bing chilling
Man's big Dong but they call me Yao Ming
Busted in Richard like donut filling
Sitting in calc, I don't know a thing
Ring, ring, ring, ring call me the king
Get off my arm, homie, you just a fling
Swear I don't like dudes that ain't a thing
Knock this bitch out in Beijing
Shoutout to my day ones in Kumon
They all descended from Genghis Khan
All my homies call me ching and chong
Done with COVID but I'm from Wuhan
You ugly as fuck, bitch get off my lawn
Found a homie-hopper like that bitch, Albert on
Don't fuck with me bro call me a Don
Add a little G now I'm big Dong
I just ate a dog that bitch wasn't tame
I'm a rockstar I'm ready for the fame
No question 'bout it, I'm the best in the game
This song 'bout to be critically acclaimed
PSAT 1360 points, lame
I ain't smart I never did claim
All my haters call me insane
But at least I ain't a greaser like Zhong Yu Zheng
Credits
Writer(s): Aaron Dong, Arihann Ayyanar, Wyatt Grubbs
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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